Saadat Hasan Manto, the great short-fiction writer, once commented about those ardent Punjabis in Pakistan who, in order to appear nationalists, purposefully tried to speak Urdu, which had just been declared the national language by the new country’s rulers in order to forge a nationalistic identity. “Agar koi Punjabi Urdu bolta hai, aisa lagta hai woh jhooth bol raha hai (Whenever any Punjabi speaks Urdu, it looks as if he is lying). Manto could well have made the analogy today by replacing Urdu with Hindi, and Punjabi with an Indian language whose native speakers, barely acquainted with the Hindi literary treasure, are trying to project it as the national language for a political agenda.